Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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im telling maguire

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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