I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock knock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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