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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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