- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Title IX

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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