- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Who wants $300? Me too.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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