I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Poker face

Justin's life

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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