What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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