- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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