How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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I like poop in my butt

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