- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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