- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What does? 42

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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