What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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I like poop in my butt

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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