- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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