What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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