- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

a. why? b. because I wanted

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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