What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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