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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Anti Joke

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses