Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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