- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

aodhan hearty

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

i like it in the mouth

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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