Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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