- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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