After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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