- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

I C U P White stuff

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

don't just stand there

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Women's Rights

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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