Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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