roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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