- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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