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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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