I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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diarrhea.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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haha

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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