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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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