What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

I like poop in my butt

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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