two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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i saw amango it splootered

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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