- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Your Mom The End.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I walk into a bar...

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