What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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