- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

An Aisian failed a test

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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