- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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