- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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