- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

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