Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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