How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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