- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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