wanna hear a joke womens rights

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

su algato es en fuego

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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