Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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You wanna see something really scary?

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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