- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A Jew walks into Macy's

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What's city is in New York New York City

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

su algato es en fuego

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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