- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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