Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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tim has no humor

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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