Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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