Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

su algato es en fuego

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Do the roar!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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