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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Justin Bieber

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

You wanna see something really scary?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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