Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Smeg...

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Poop.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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