roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

CFL

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

The FCC

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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