guess what? WHAT? Idk.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

The FCC

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

An Aisian failed a test

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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