your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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