why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Justin Bieber

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Knock knock Fuck off!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Can anyone Lenin money?

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