- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

The FCC

An Aisian failed a test

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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