so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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