Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

CFL

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

The FCC

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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