- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

The FCC

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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