What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A man penetrates another man.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

The FCC

An Aisian failed a test

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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