Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Well this is pointless.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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